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The most gorgeous, amazing, generous, and awesome people are born on this day <3
Ms. Karen: ugh WHY ARE YOU SO JUST UGH
Person that is born on September 11th: uh duh i was born on September 11th
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I missed when the towers fell on September 11th, hopefully it will happen this year!
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Make out with your crush day
Boy: Hey its September 13
Girl: Okay, and?
*Starts to make out"
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September 13 is a very special day. You know why? Yes, it may be because it’s your birthday. But this Memorial Day is when a special someone was born. Choi Yeonjun. That’s right. People born on September 13 must have been given beauty from the gorgeous male. Happy birthday to ya’ll :))
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Virgo that knows how to fuck, might not last the longest but they’ll make sure you finish, doesn’t mind giving head, very open to new ideas and wants to make everyone happy.
“That was the best my pussy has ever been eaten”
“Yeah he was born on September 13”
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September 27 is when the baddest motherfuckers was born.
Bryan: Yo, i heard that Jack was born in September 27. I bet he's one of them baddest motherfuckers to walk this earth.
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Give Colton the finger day: on Sep 27 anyone named Colton shall be given your presented middle finger, this activity shall go on for the whole day as many times as u want.
"Hey Colton, its September 27", "I know", FUCK YOU👆
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