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A gang of simps. They will run your pockets and bless it off to the shordy's styll.
Simp: Mom can I have some yogurt?
Mom: shut the fuck up you fat simp, im blamming my asshole with this spatula rn.
Simp: I hope everything's ok, I will help you feel better!!
Mom: My kid is so stupid and he has a small weeny, he must be in simp nation
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A guy or girl that is obsessed with a member of their own gender that they’ll hang out with their friends to annoy the one their obsessed with.
Karen is such a gay simp she won’t stop hanging out with marcie and her friends.
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a girl that denies all accusations of being associated with a male, but when her and the male are alone, she acts as if she is in love with him.
Kora says she doesn't like cheezy, thus making her a female simp
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Someone, typically 12 to 16 year old girls who have a extreme interest or Stan like behavior, often obsessive or off putting over the musical artist named CG5.
Person 1: Help! The CG5 simps keep posting uncomfortable fancam edits
Person 2: That sounds unhealthy
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A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."
Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"
Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"
A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.
Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.
an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are
man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp