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Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.
Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"
1. Another name for the Nut Juice, a squirrel's favorite drink.
2. A liquid that someone dropped or dunked their nuts in.
I almost thought she would waste my squirrel water on the ground, but with longing eyes she savored every last drop.
when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.
I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.
Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.
It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.
As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squrrel Scouts are here selling their cookies" to wit he exclaimed "Squirrel Scout Cookies"!
The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.
Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.
A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.
Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.