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a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school
"god shes such a courts mum"
The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.
“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”
This Dr is actually elite at shagging and WILL do ur mum if u let him lose.
Has Dr Dewey shagged & shanked ur mum yet?
Yeah! He did mine last Marrinelli-Monday
Dr Dewey Ur Mum is goated.
Nice bit of ass with 32c cup size
I hit a “Freddie Goodwins mum” on Friday night
someone that kai deeply loves <333
kai: sorry im late i was doing swifts mum
charle : understandable shes so hot