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the most powerful comeback/insult/repsonse. you will never come back from this.
spongebob: hey wyd?
patrick: ur mom
spongebob: 😟
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A cowards way of admitting defeat in an argument.
Guy: Admit defeat already!
Troll: Your mom.
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A woman who's given birth to a large quantity of children which resembles a litter. The children can be born either as multiple births or spread apart. Somestimes a multiple birth on top of already having 1 or more children previously.
"This breeder mom gave birth to octuplets and she already has two kids at home."
Woman: "This breeder mom in Arkansas just gave birth to her 23rd child."
Man: "What is she trying to do, be her own puppymill?"
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when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.
dude some jerk whipped out in front of my moms mini van and i got the mom bar.
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when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.
yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro
fuck
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when your crush sends you something
friend one :“omg! he just sent me a snap!!”
friend 2 “proud mom!!”
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Sarah Palin’s folksy, self-proclaimed description of herself, followed by her assertion that the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick – therefore publicly admitting that she walks on four legs, has eight nipples, a tail and greets her friends by sniffing their assholes. (And within the Tea Party, that’s a whole lot of sniffing!)
Man 1: Let’s put some lipstick on that pitbull and turn it into a hockey mom.
Man 2: Better yet, let’s put some lipstick and glasses on it and turn it into Sarah Palin!
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