Hard Time

When you take a big shit. A word used instead of saying "I'm going to blast a deuce."

Kris: "Yo I just did some hard time!"
Adam: "Open the window... damn"

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hard charger

Someone who floors the gas at a stoplight, likely squeeling their tires as they take off.

A hard charger in a sports car pushes the pedal to the floor and takes off far ahead of the rest of the vehicles.

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so hard

A stupid saying for kids in new jersey to say when questioned about their sexuality.

when i had sex with those pigs i did it SO HARD!

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hard rock

hard rock is the music inbetween beatles and bands like metallica and Nirvana but not pop. usally has great gutiar rifts. is above light and classic rock but not metal and alternative most say it starts with led zepplin

examples of hard rock are led zepplin van halen guns n roses ac/dc rush quiet riot aerosmith styx egales and maybe motley crue

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hard as fuck

to be at the limit of erect, so so so hard, can only come from man on man sex

last night after church i was hjard as fuck and so rammed into johnnyso that it was painful, god i was so super right on hard as fuck

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hard as pie

when a penis is erect, it is hard as pie.

When I saw that hot girl, my dick got "hard as pie"

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Hard in the paint

While having a throbbing erection. You place the shaft of your penis into a can of quick drying paint.

Josh: Damn My brother got me so hard last night. I had to go hard in the paint for an hour or two.

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