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An expression used to replace what is up. this phrase is Patented by elbara
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(noun.) A distraction or waste of time.
PERSON RIDING SHOTGUN: "Hold on, I'm going to hop out of the car here at Grand Central Station and try to find a bathroom, but I won't bring my cell phone, so you'll get to spend ten super-efficient minutes circling the block in rush hour traffic and waiting for me to re-appear at my leisure." (passenger suddenly leaps out while car is stopped at red light)
DRIVER: (yelling after her) "Why don't you just wait until we get to the movie theater?"
OTHER PASSENGER: "This is turkey bacon."
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When wearing a shirt under a button up and the collar becomes wrinkled, resembling a piece of bacon.
"Hey Kev, that guy thinks he looks daper, but he has the bacon effect."
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The act of applying bacon grease to your penis and then proceeding to slap your partner repeatedly in the face until you both become sore and/or climax.
<23:30:01> "Inked": gonna go kentucky bacon slap my sis
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A performance, usually as a means of self-humiliation, in which a person lies on the floor and "sizzles" or shakes in a seizure-like manner.
Greg: If you don't take this shot, then you have to sizzle like bacon.
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When someone's partner covers their dick in maple syrup as a lube for blowjobs
In Canada my girl wanted to maple my bacon and it felt really good but it was really hard to clean up
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Bacon cooked to perfection. Halfway between crispy and limp.
Don't cook the bacon too long. I love half chub bacon!
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