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Beavered

The act of Submerging an unwilling victim under water while in a locked cage, then proceeding to fuck them

1 - Dude what should we do on our first date
2 - You should totally make her get beavered

by succulentchild74 September 13, 2021


Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam

Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!

by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022


Backwards beaver

A non-reciprocal 69; wood's getting eaten but the beaver remains high and dry

So I jumped on top ready for some fun, but all we did was Backwards Beaver

by anyevery March 22, 2021


Punxsutawney beaver

A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.

Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.

by Smedley McScarja March 30, 2017


Whatsapp Beaver

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.

Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.

by The One Who Writes Them Again July 2, 2015


silky beaver

Ellie Plenderleith

"A have a silky beaver" wise words from The Notorious Ellie Plenderleith

by I am toilet spunker March 1, 2016


Oregon beaver slide

When you are titty banging your girl, and leave a skid mark on her chest.

Jeff gave me an Oregon beaver slide last night, and just left me lay there

by Dirtydmax May 29, 2023