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when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.
Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today
When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)
It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.
Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed
When your noodle is still wet from the night before and she eats the left over sauce for breakfast
"Yo, I tore it up so good last night she came back for that breakfast spaghetti with some toast and a glass of OJ."
The best of both the breakfast world and the burger world "only at Carl's Jr "
I went to Carl's Jr and got a breakfast burger
A person of British origination/ethnicity
Derogatory term for British/United Kingdom people.
"I did a DNA test and it said I was 93% Breakfast Bean!
When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.