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there such a beautiful couple, he is sexy and so is she.
guy1: omg look at lily + phoenix
guy2: omg there so sexy
fucking a grandma in the library then taking a shit on her chest
Person 1 "I just lilyed your grandma"
Person 2 "I didn't know you were an professional lilying legend"
lily is this girl who acts like she's all shy and artsy but is so annoying once you get to know her. she'll complain to you about how badly she does in school (because she's doing her stupid little drawings instead of taking notes) and be like, 'oh how are YOU doing so well all you do is stare at your laptop and play MINECRAFT its not faiiiir' and she'll hate on the nicest people in the school like, 'omg i HATE mr insert name here he thinks we decide when we have to go do music and he's ALWAYS getting sooooo mad at us for having to go halfway through class' (actually that only happened once and he wasn't even mad) also she spends so much time complaining about us all having nice food for lunch when really we only have, like, fruit and museli bars and a sandwich and she eats like 4 giant cookies every day. she is so annoying so we gave her the nickname lee-lee because she HATES it when people mispronounce her name like excuuuuse me but how bout you try ordering coffee with a name like Guinevere!
Lily (lee-lee) thinks I'm friends with her but really she was the only person I could find who wasn't a pickme
Lily just spent all of class complaining to me about how she always forgets to credit her sources in a project and gets low marks
Honestly one of the best people I’ve ever met. So kind, caring and funny. She deserves the best in life and should be treated like the princess she is. Will always be my princess
Definition: I hope lily McMullen has the best and happiest life
Suffers from resting bitch face (death stare), but is a really nice person. Suffers from extreme bad luck and gets extreme pstd from it. But most importantly a good friend :)
Hey Lily-Ahn!