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When the thickness of a person's ankles are the same thickness as thier calves.
It will look like an old stove pipe.
This is very unattractive and wierd looking.
What the hell is wrong with your leg Micheal!!??
Your ankles are the same size as your calves.
Ha Ha
You have stove pipe ankles..!!..
I bet you have to buy XXlarge socks and bell bottom pants.
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When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.
I love that Alaskan Pipe Cleaner! it really cleans my pipes good!
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After ejaculating once, cleaning out the pipes is when he keeps fucking or wanking hard into another, weaker but still present orgasm, which doesn't expel any semen except that which was leftover in the penis from the original orgasm. Harder for those older, easier done by those you and testosterone filled.
Cool dude: "Man last night i was with mah girl and i came once, then i cleaned out the pipes and she loved it"
Lame dude: "Yeah, I cleaned out the pipes too, but I was alone..."
Other dude: "I heard about some guy in ST. Louis cleaning out the pipes, i heard he could do it twice in a row!"
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Firstly a man must stick his own index finger into his pee hole up to the first knuckle. Then slowly remove index finger and insert a lit cigarette (filter first). Quickly begin to have rigorous and sweaty buttsex with another man. If the cigarette falls out of the first mans pee hole the partners must then switch positions. This act continues until either a.) You use an entire pack of cigarettes or b.) you ejaculate onto cigarette. If scenario b occurs the ejaculator then makes the other partner smoke the cum drenched cigarette.
It took Matt and Dave 4 hours to finish their Canadian Exhaust Pipe.
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To ride a ruff pipe: The act of sodomy.
Ruff pipe rider: One who commits the act of sodomy.
1: Knowing now that miss piggy is a "ruff pipe rider" makes me realise the extent of her greed!
2: "You know what tony?", "whats that George?", "i've now fully realise that you only live once, therefore im off to ride more ruff pipes".
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The act of a Texan defecating diarrhea in a sexual manner or, alternatively, said action performed in Texas, but not by a Texan.
"Everyone knows about the Alabama hot pocket, but people don't know about the Texas Oil Pipe...and that shit feels GOOD! Emma did it to last night, you know?"
"Good to know, Noah."
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To fuck a girl from behind with a cock 8 inches or longer
I was laying down pipe on Emily last night
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