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an old, dirty sock filled with a combination of dust, egg yolk, tp, and flour/sugar. (usually as a practical joke)
Nick: Yo when Jason slept over he was talking in his sleep.
Owen: Ya?
Nick: So what i did was got a spooky sock, and beat the shit out of him with it...
Owen: Awww, Siiiick... Was there yolk every where?
Nick: Ya, and he like started crying... my mom came down so he had to leave..
Owen: lol
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The female body part where mayonaise is collected or stored for uses other than to make a sandwich.
In the heat of the moment, she asked me to pop a load into her mayonaise sock.
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a "sock home" is a sock that you use to put your phone in keep from scratching the lens-screen.
I like to keep my phone in a sock home to keep in my purse, from scratching the lens-screen.
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A sock plop is when you put butter in your sock and it makes a plop
Oh my gawd! that is one mean sock plop
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An old sock used to clean up seamen
"If I find one more concrete sock in this laundry basket, there'll be no dessert for a month."
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The PP sock is comfy and warm spot to let your pp hang. Usually you have small pp because of the cold but thanks to PP sock you now have normal pp. But watch out for the poop sock, the poop sock is not comfy and warm.(the poop sock that mommy didn’t find)
“PP sock helped me though my marriage”
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A man acted like an oil turd when I missed the exact change at work so I guess I'll give him a sock party
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