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A bong hit of straight tabacco
tiger tokes give nasty headrushes
Casual guy who normally doesn't drink, but give him a few shots and he's the life of the party. He transforms into a dance machine, swagg surfing, fist pumping, single cup beer pong champ, and just became the most interesting man in the world.
Every now and then you have to unleash the tiger in you. tiger drunk.
But he said *rawr* so clearly he's a tiger.
Hym "No. YOU need therapy so you want everyone to need therapy so you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Now, if I was a woman and I was alleging harassment OF ANY KIND... You wouldn't even need evidence. Most over, if I was alleging THIS EXACT THING... You would lose your fucking mind. So no. You're a biggot, Francesca Tortellini. And I don't need a big fat cock to kick your ass though do I? Noooo. No I don't. I'll come down there and change you mind on trans women in combat sports. Manually. So, I know you're wondering: What does this have to do with tigers? Nothing. That's not the point of the question. I know shit-libs like you default to hyper-literalism when people illustrate why the thoughts you think with your retarded little shit brainz aren't actually sound or coherent. So, if I say *rawr* does that make me a tiger? No. There is a disconnect between the things I say and what is the case. So here's what you need to do... Get your ass kicked. You need to bring you ass down here to the frozen tundra and get that ass beat by an incel who hasn't down a pushup in 5 years. That's what you need."
It is a giant-realistic-flying-tiger, who could possibly misunderstand that?
"Where are you Giant-Realistic-Flying-Tiger?"
"Wait it's a girl? I thought that tiger was a man!"
A true tiger is a fearsome foe, a true tiger knows how to protect thine self from any incoming harm using it's superior body to nullify the enemies attempts at fighting back. The art of the Tiger is a special technique which allows the user to face an enemy head on and survive. A master of tigering should be able to incinerate multiple foes without taking any serious damage, reflecting their attacks and proving their futility. Not even a jumbo can replicate the true nature of a tigering master, only a tiger has the potential to unleash a tigering masters sheer indestructability.
"Watch out Jhonny! That tiger is tigering, you can't pen him from anywhere!"
"Report to the squadron, we might not come back from this fight, for thine tiger... is tigering."
"Tell my mom I love her, I'm gonna kill that tiger"
"No you can't! It's impossible, you know that!"
"There is no point in running, use me as a decoy to escape. Live a good life Tony."
"MARCO WAIT!"
Marco has perished.
ti· ger tit· ties / ˈtī-gər ˈti-tēs - large breasts with stretch marks “stripes”
“Damn, bro, her tits are huge!”
“Yep, she got dem tiger titties; look at those stripes”