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Old school 70's term to say a "cool cat." Usually originates from the African American lingo or people but does not matter. Cool way to say hello also. Also adds in a good "pointless word" for comedy/humor between friends.
Mario: Hey Turkeys
James: Sup man?
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Matt: Yo roo, whats up?
Ruben: Whats up?
Matt: Nothing, man. Lets go swimming.
Ruben: *nods head* Jiive turkey! *jumps in*
Comment submitted with request to Delete - "A jive turkey is a derrogoratory term, it does not mean a "cool Cat"
When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.
Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck
Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay
"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.
Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.
An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
An individual who has a profound interest in turkey farts. To be labeled a turkey-fart enthusiast, or TFE for short, one must consume at least 1 lb. of turkey every day.
Kyle: "Did you hear Drew is a turkey-fart enthusiast?"
Tenor: "No, but I can smell it!"
Kyle: "Oh god... me too..."
When a girl blows 2 guys at the same time, *gobble gobble*
Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”