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Karen cant keep a marriage together. Has 4 children. Two are hers, the rest are ex husbands who have ended up in jail.
This bitch is defiantly the type of cunt to go to your school/workplace/home and rant about shit that doesnt need to be said eg. my son has been called a faggot, my daughter has been called a slut by some random person that she used to know, my husband is only allowed to fuck me until he dies i dont care if we break up ( we probably will)
Karen steals you kids after relationships
Principle/manager/you: karen? What the fuck is it now?!
Karen: i broke up with mu husband and i have 17 kids.... wanna make it 18???
Principle/manager/you: FUCK OFF KAREN!!! I JUST WANT THE KIDS BACK
The most beautiful girl ever. She always cares and will help you when your down. She has a pretty smile, amazing eyes and just a really great person. She has nice mid-long hair and always smells really good. Loves to be with friends. She is just a really gorgeous person who is perfect in every way. It isnt easy to make her mad but of you do watch out she always has a friend nearby to whoop an ass. When she does get mad she only wants a bestfriend/boyfriend to comfort her. If you fuck with her, she most likely has a crazy black belted ninja dude ready to flip your ass over or crush your ribs. Everyone wants karen. She is irresistable her curvy body and big boobs already gives you boner thinking about it. If she encounters a problem she'll definatly fimd a way around it
Damn karen so fine i wish she was mine
Middle aged white, has 3 kids, Anti-vaxxer,wants to speak with manager at all times,is a piece of h e c c
Jim; so thats 2 happy meals 1 filet o fish and 3 fries?
karen; I SAID 3 HAPPY MEALS
Jim;oh ok sorry ill just wait...
karen; WHERES THE MANAGER
This is the compulsive liar woman from Housewives who always pretends to be prefect but honestly doesn’t even have her sugar-honey-ice-tea together at all. Still goes by “The Grande Dame” of Potomac although she had to move to a lesser zip code and even her Costco membership has been revoked. Made an “exotic” housewarming party featuring cringeworthy native African Indian and American costumes in her new rented home.
“Wear your mask! What are you crazy you have a social responsibility while pumping gas at the station! Haven’t you heard of COVID 19”
“Okay Karen” continues to not wear a mask and at worst infects own car with flu.
A middle aged white woman who believes the world revolves around her.
"Karen" beliefs or traits commonly include, but are not limited to, the following:
•Believes the earth is flat
•Believes that the moon landing was faked
•Believes 5G towers are put out by the US government to spread Covid-19
•Shoulder to short length hair
•Face masks aren't needed and that enforcing them is a violation of one's freedom and the US Constitution
•Believes she owns her children in a way that violates their privacy
•"I brought you into this world and I can take you back out"
•Believes that she owns her children, even if they are no longer minors and don't live under her roof
•Conservative
•Believes that any Christian sin (homosexuality, transgenderism/transexualism, sex before marriage, etc.)
•Believes that fast food (and other) workers are perfect and should get everything right, done in one second, all in her favor, without any faults or flaws
•May be racist
•Either a single mother or a mother who remarried
•IF REMARRIED, her partner (step father, step mother, etc.) may be abusive or just as entitled, sometimes pedophilic.
•Spoiled child (3-12), who probably still breastfeeds at age 9
•Believes vaccines are poisons that cause autism, ADHM, asthma, and such
•Uses essential oils
•Refuses to medicate children who need it
•Tends to engage in animal and/or child abuse
(If I missed anything, please tell me!)
Karen: Where is my caramel?! I said I wanted caramel mixed in not drizzled?!?!?!??! What the fuck is wrong with you you should be fired!! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!
Joe: Ma'am. I am the manager. Please, let me do my job..
A miserable woman, usually a middle-age man-hater, who likes to make others as miserable as her.
I volunteered at a film festival and a karen showed up demanding to know why we did not have any programs on the table. When I explained we’re not open yet, she then complained that my shirt needs ironing. I thought to myself, “what a karen.”
A woman with a bob hair cut wishing to speak to your manager no matter what you did right or wrong. Also drives a SUV to and from her kids soccer practice and games. Doesn't believe in vaccines because she read an article on Facebook saying they cause autism. Apparently the word Karen is just as bad as the N word. Didn't see that coming.
"So Karen how did the doctors appointment go?" Karen- "You wouldn't believe what they told me! Kyle needs a Polio shot in order to go to school! I refused to let him get it and ask to speak to their manager."