The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

Ezucker but hes annoying

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yi ge feng he ri li de zao shang

How literally everyone in Singapore starts their chinese composition for PSLE

yi ge feng he ri li de zao shang, xiao ming chi le da bian, ta hen kai xin.

Hes Him

someone thats better den all of you luh nikkas bricks is him spazz is him and better than you

Yo i heard spazz ran through a whole cheer leading team hes him

who is he

Park Jimin

i don't listen to kpop but damn who is he

He ho he ho

the term "he ho he ho" is a term that was coined to resemble the sound of a straws screeching sound during its movement up and down in a plastic cup.

"Person A: Can you stop making Tokyo Drift sounds in your fucking room? Person B: Its the straw in my Slush Puppy cup going He ho he ho"

That’s what he said.

Apparently, “That’s what he said” means exactly the same as the popular sexual pun, “That’s what she said”, but with a masculine personal pronoun.

This phrase can be used when talking about one’s sexual engagement with a guy. It can be manipulated almost anywhere and everywhere to make seem even a simple dialogue or a sentence, sexual.

For example,

Philippe: “Have you tried that new recipe in an oven?”
John: “Yeah, but it was so big that I could not fit it in.”
Philippe winks: “That’s what he said.”