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messy cock touch

wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.

Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.

by African FUCK December 29, 2011


Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 24, 2011


The touch

When other people have been knocking on a door and no one opens or heard the knock but when you knock they open.

Joey & Fernando knock on Alan’s door to buy cookies from him and Alan does not open. Then Melany knocks and Alan sells her cookies. Then Joey & Fernando say: “ Damn Melany you got the touch!”

by MelanyQueen October 30, 2018


touch the grass

This is a slang phrase . It used when you want said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality

Hey, you have been played Genshin impact for 5 hours!!! Touch the grass!!

by kiki_translator December 7, 2024


Touch my boobs

Caught you in 4k

Why are you looking up touch my boobs on urban dictionary

by Blvssfvl February 17, 2024


im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 7, 2024


Green Touch Landscaping

Easily the best lawn service in Warner Robins, Bonaire, Kathleen, and Perry.

Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard

by LawnMaster January 19, 2021