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A Egg McMuffin from McDonald's.
Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.
Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?
Phil: You know it!
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The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.
Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.
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A red warning light triggered by a mom or dad in the area. The triple alarm that goes off mentally when a parent is nearby and trouble may start.
Parent: "Hey! What's with the locked door?"
You: "Just a minute!!"
Friend: "Triple Red Alarm Code M/D! We have an incoming Mom/Dad!"
You: "Hit the power switch!"
Friend: "Got it! Ok, act calm."
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Although she is a bitch. She is gorgeous, and amazing and shit. I love you Lyndsie Dawn Stedman <3
This bitch just said L-Sted Givin' Head Triple Ex Rated Bitches!
(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
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I watch my little sister take showers
I was mad og wack triple sky walker kushing in the bathroom
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When she sit on your dick upside down and then shits down your throat while riding your massive dong, then bends over and scoops it out your mouth and into your dog
The Inside out Deep Dish Triple Reverse Kentucky Cowgirl Ultimate cannot be explained by a living being