turd biscuit

A derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Tom "tottenham are the best team in the world"
Mark "....erm no....arsenal are you turd biscuit"

20👍 19👎

Trailer Turd

Lacking income, education with a sprinkle of ignorance.

"I can't believe that trailer turd had the nerve to call me white trash!"

20👍 19👎

turd-slime

turd-slime is tRumpty, tRumpty Jr, Moscow Mitch, Kevin (Kamala-Mala) McCarthy, Miss Lindsey, the Pillow Guy, cocksucker business-woman Ivanka, Fake First Whore Melania, Fox News, and all the rest of the MAGA mob. They all advocated and promoted seditious acts for trying to overturn the results of the Presidential election.

Say a prayer -- mabe we're finally rid of the Mar-A-Lago Marauder and will see an end to all the turd-slime!

338👍 403👎

turd guillotine

an entire ass or just the sphincter itself

man did you see the turd guillotine on that chick?

13👍 11👎

turd fish

human excrement, washed up.
a UK term.

when swimming in Brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a turd fish on your head, blokey!

19👍 18👎

Turd printer

The name given to a 3D printer that does a shit job replicating your 3D computer model ie. the surface finish is stringy, fails to print smaller details accurately, or fails the 3D print completely.

The definition also relates to the way a 3D printer prints 3D models. A 3D printer only has one nozzle that lays out plastic layer by layer to build up your 3D model this is similar to how turds can stack up on top of each other in the toilet bowl to create a 3D pyramid like shape.

Tom: Hey Sam, how did that 3D computer model turn out when you 3D printed it ?

Sam: My turd printer did a shit job. I need to get a better one.

3👍 1👎

coochie turd

miss behaved child

that coochie turd needs to get his ass kicked

3👍 1👎