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When a guy has a boner while wearing pants he pulls his penis up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.
I was about to pitch a tent in public so I decided on turtle necking it instead.
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A Turtle Kiss is when two people who are turtling(when you has to crap but you keep halting it, so the tip of the turb exits while the bigger portion stays inside the anus) put their butts close together and touch turds and then retract them inside again.
This may be done repeatedly.
Tom and Sarah both had to crap, they were both turtling.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.
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to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.
1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!
1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.
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a pancake that is being used for masturbation.
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Turtle Face is a mean, cold-hearted, black haired witch who looks unmistakably identical to a turtle. Their hobbies include systematically dissembling beautiful peoples egos as an attempt to remove the curse placed upon them by an enchanted turtle.
"Dude, that girl totally dissed your impeccable, irresistible face! What's with that?"
"She must be a Turtle Face"
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To drive or walk around in a very slow manner, much like turtles do.
"damn boi you be turtle steppin' up in herre, dat grandmammy in her walker just passed us!"
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When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass she throws up and is gasping for air.
person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.
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