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Flasher's Wife

Lauren Boebert

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife

by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022


shanghai wife

Good for business, bad for health.

Dennis will help this business grow but I'm so tired of him; he's such a shanghai wife.

by Freindlysycophant December 1, 2017


Status wife

A wife married to a baller and gains status and privileges.

She married to the baller on your street with the G Wagon bruh. She got everything, money, nice car, LV bags, Burberry coat, big house, she got baller wife status shii. She's a real Status Wife.

by 306Rawj August 30, 2024


Country Wife

In the days of colonialism and trading companies, men would marry women in the local cultures and have children with them. They would then abandon their families to have a "proper" marriage and lineage in the motherland, leaving them destitute.

Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."

These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.

This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.

These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.

Barbara the Builder is a country wife, because she takes care of her boyfriend's house and bed like a good girl, with no promise of marriage.

by ProblemicBadFem May 27, 2024


Sebastian’s wife

it’s @scrletwidow obv😏 who else would it be✨

scrletwidow is Sebastian’s wife

by daddysebastian June 15, 2021


wife bouncing

Entering and leaving marriages over and over again because you can't settle on a lady you like.

"What marriage is that guy on now?"
"Gotta be in double digits, he's been wife bouncing since he was 20."

by R.I.P. Candice April 30, 2021


wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.

But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.

by Iri June 18, 2024