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shit-waffled

A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.

they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...

by JerseyPuNk March 17, 2009

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Waffle Lodge

Leading restaurant in the competition of redneck hangouts. Known for their 1 foot pancake, ginger-snap oreo deluxe, waffle dog,and Moses omelette. Most commonly referred to as "the lodge"

Most famous location - Doral, Florida.
Employee of the Century- Mirial

"Yo Krume I'll meet you at Waffle Lodge in a minute."

by thegreenmeister March 22, 2009

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Frosty Waffle

1. The act of inserting ice cubes into ones vagina the proceeding to get boned.

2. A delicious cone from Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers

"Dude, how'd your date with Suzy go?"

"She totally let me give her a frosty waffle!"

by Deehydrated July 7, 2014

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Waffle Batter

The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.

"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"

by Xterra April 2, 2016

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Flop waffle

When going down on a girl who have a oversized vagina with maple syrup in it.

I just flop waffle my girlfriend last night.

by The Light Phantom June 3, 2017

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Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.

by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022

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Drain Waffle

When one is jacking off in the shower and proceeds to shoot a hot load onto the shower floor it rolls into the drain and clogs it which then causes you to step on it thus creating a drain waffle.

Kolby stepped on his steaming load clogging the shower drain and made a drain waffle

by Lady death May 29, 2019

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