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When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Secret code for masturbation.
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."
What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.
My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.
It is a short rude joke for students who think funny to talk sex before they are 16 .
Sex education teachera says 'this is a what women looks like'
2 Naughty students say to one another other 'yeah but her washing pussy must be clean'
Activity in which the Penis is deep cleaned, 1st with a layer of hair gel, then scrubbed with rough sandpaper, and finished with icy hot.
A spin on the phrase "White-Washed". This implies that a person has been so engrossed in a certain Asian culture they act more Asian.
"Dude take off that anime shirt, you're so Rice-Washed"
"Fuck you I love Hentai"