wood broil

The act of rubbing one's penis or scrotum fiercely against any artificial substance to feel a raging burning sensation until orgasm occurs. can be rubbed against anything ranging from turf, leather, sandpaper, cheesegrater, or nylon.

"Damn man, i need some moisturizer after that wood broil"

"I feel like tearing up my dick with a cheesegrater"

"I intentionally got turf burn on my penis for the sensation"

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tex wood

The maddest cunt round, likes to fuck bitches and get money.

Mate! are you a tex wood?!

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Timothy Wood

a popular figure skater, also a complete nerd who works for Geek Squad.

Timothy Wood get your nerdy ass over here and fix my damn computer you figure skating faggot!

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Mr wood

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

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virginia wood

1. A virgin's penis

2. A small-town pimp's penis

1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...

2. Horny Small-town Skank: You know how much I love dat virginia wood... Uhhhhh give it to me baby!!!

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Good Wood

A quality individual; dependable; reliable

Paige is the kind of person that will pick you up from the airport when you need a ride. She's good wood.

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Full Of Wood

someone full of many massive penis's whose anus is badly splintered

"My ass was so Full Of Wood last night, I got tons of splinters"

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