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long-term investment

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "seeding"

Dude, I can't hit that shit; she's in high school. I'll just put in a long-term investment. She's one hell of an asset.

by Pa Ni C December 22, 2010

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Live long and suck it!

1.A quote from the television show Family Guy.

2.A way of saying "SUCK IT", but in a way to parody the extremely popular Star Trek series. Playing off of Dr. Spock's classic catch phrase "Live long and prosper".

3. A more humorous way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Nerd: You're Spock costume isn't accurate at all. The ears are poorly made and the uniform is the wrong shade of blue.

Nerd that isn't a total prick: Well, you can go LIVE LONG AND SUCK IT!!

by Gun Stock June 1, 2011

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Long Boy Ides

For the days your felling a little long.

I got the long boy ides

by Lord Jerry November 23, 2020

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long legged steve

why do you like Minecraft creepypastas?
Anyways his history is:
A minecraft modder saw a weird string of code in the files and put it into a mod before realizing the mistake. Then he burned the dang mod and yeah
Then the dang russians found him in Minecraft and he is the scariest darn thing in minecraft so if you see him burn your pc

Guy: I see a weird player over ther-
Guy's friend: RUN IT'S LONG LEGGED STEVE
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by what king September 5, 2021

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long dick of the law

Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.

by fueled_by_ramen October 16, 2007

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Mr SH Long

A man who has a long and hard penis of impressive measurements. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr CH Ode

Hello, is this a Mr SH Long I am speaking to?

Please, just call me schlong

by Dictionroy January 26, 2010

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A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"

she had A FACE A YARD LONG.

by thebigwan March 5, 2015

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