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shower gumby

When a person intentionally plays with his wiener to make it seem like he has a bigger-than-normal penis in the locker showers

kid 1: "Man did you see the size of Richards wang? It was massive!"

kid 2: "He doesnt really have that big of a penis, he just gave himself a shower gumby."

by John Jonson June 11, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


shower daddy

A shower daddy is a jail preference. Usually when a guy that is new and gets Bitchafided by a bigger guy that is there. The bigger guy is considered the shower daddy.

Requise is his shower daddy.

by brolic black guy named requise January 2, 2017

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Meteor Shower

A group of people smoking crack dipped in embalming fluid.

Let's go over to Danny Five's for the meteor shower tonight.

by mwgris March 31, 2011

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power shower

Similar to power nap, the concept of taking a quick nap to relieve exhaustion, but applied to showering. One takes a power shower when they have just engaged in a sweaty activity (i.e., sex or sports) and doesn't have time for a full-length shower. Usually involved rinsing down with soap, instead of shampoo, conditioner, and shaving.

"I had a quickie with my boyfriend during my lunch break today!"
"Didn't you feel gross afterwards?"
"Well, I didn't have time to take the shower I wanted to, so I just took a power shower!"

by melodramaticpony November 24, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Queef Shower

When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.

Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.

by Andy K April 21, 2004

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Polish Shower

A person who smothers themselves with cheap perfume stolen from there grandma's handbag to cover the smell that has persisted from not taking a shower in the past 7 days.

Polish Girl 1: Do have any perfume I need to take a shower before we leave.
Polish Girl 2:Just let me get some from my grandma.

by Polish Girl 3 May 4, 2003

51๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


mexican shower

also known as 'spanish bath'

a quick wash of face and under the arms and/or the groin and maybe the old talc powder in the greasy hair trick instead of a full bath or shower.

take 2 bottles in the shower? no i just spanish bath and fuck off

by nutsman November 22, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž