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When you are sexually attracted to windshields
For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."
The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.
Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.
Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.
Reffers to manually operated car windows in a way that sounds like a custom upgrade.
Jimbert: "Does this used car from the 80s have power windows?"
Guy from Craigslist: "Yeah, it's got Armstrong Power Windows."
Gadgets that where on windows vista and windows 7, but discontinued. (windows vista gadgets)
Jimmy got some gadgets, windows vista gadgets you suppose
One who uses Windows at least twice per day, including weekends and holidays. It will always mean a lot to them, especially on trips to family, friends, and coworkers.
The Windows power user is never far from his 2-in-1!