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Adam bird is the greatest basketball player to ever step foot on thou court. His pure skill causes you to defecate in your draws. When big Adam Bird posts up, the look of him alone will send you into major depressionate constipation that can last for up to 8 boners long.
Although Adam 'Him' Bird has never been scored on, headband Guor is the only chance left.
"Yo is that him!!"
"Yeah bro thats Adam Bird"
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Absolute PURE TANK. The definition of lean as fuck and will steal your girl in an instant
Fred: who is that absolute behemoth of a man over there?
Tod: that’s just THE Adam Cuppels
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A white singer/rapper from Hauppauge New York. Is actually good but nobody knows him outside of New York. Kinda sounds like Juice Wrld but white. Lol
I saw Function Adams at the mall, he kinda looks like Bazzi.
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A self-made man. One of the most loving people on the planet. Often has trouble with his hair and regularly re-invents themself. Had many issues growing up, causing them to be mature for their age. Needs their other half, but great in bed. Sexiest man alive, great at sarcasm, great at art, and very magically inclined. Open to all religions, LGBTQ+ people, races, and styles of expression. Great dancer, very smooth. Get yourself an Adam Wirth.
Goddamn, you look great and taste, you remind of of Adam Wirth, to bad he is taken.
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