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The only part of the egg that tastes good
"The wife made some eggs and the goddamn retard popped the yolk, so now I have to eat the whole motherfucking thing instead of just the egg white."
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A drink in which is made by taking a sip out of a carton of milk, then quickly puking the milk back into the container. Thus creating EGG NOG. This an also be done by taking a sip of rum after the milk, then puking it into the carton.
Dude I think i'm gonna be sick.. I just drank some of the egg nog Mike made.
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To "dip" ones penis in ones vagina
"Ye bro I dippy egged that soccer mom while she put a sock in my ghandi's flip flop"
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An old southern term used by lawyers to express the fact that they are "putting all the pieces together" of an argument. Synonym: Connecting the dots.
A: So, Mr. Feigelson, your testimony that Dylan is a tool is based on, 1) that he doesn't tuck in his shirts, 2) that he uses the term, "ex-squeeze me," and 3) that he always invents facts.
B: Objection your Honor, Mr. Strunk is asking a compound question.
A: Your honor, I'm just "bottling the eggs"
Judge: Go right on ahead Counsel Strunk! You're exactly right! You ARE bottling eggs!
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A nicer way used to express emotion to get off your egg.
Cock: My egg is warm
Farmer: Gimme dat egg
Cock: SUCK AN EGG
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The act of stretching one's scrotum-sack down his/her leg until reach maximum length, while having a testicle in the middle. This resembles an egg (being the testicle the yoke, and sack the egg whites)
"Jake Scheinberg is the king of Dippy Egging, he can even do it when it's freezing out." -Austin DeBo
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The source of all life, a magical material capable of things incomprehensible to mankind.
Also an expression to describe something incredible, incomprehensible or god-like.
Example 1
Person 1: I wonder who made life.
Person 2: Eggs on toast mate
Example 2
Vegita: His power, its over 9000!
Old Man: Hes eggs on toast!
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