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He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”
A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
Is small but fast plays footy for his school team but has a tiny penis. He also loves to wank
A stupid evan is a person who hates all humans and is a robot
Evan is a bad person
Sucks Philips dicks. Can’t hop off cock. Big pussy and a bigger boy.
That’s kid looks gay. He’s definitely an Evan.
He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.