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If you were born in this date you are a truly talented genius but you can't keep your dick in your pants.
Tim: ur an april 5th aren't you?
Fred: bruh I'm not that much of a clever horny guy am I?
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Grab someone’s ass and they have to grab yours back!!
Grab someone’s ass on April 30 ;)
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April 27th is national pizza day. no matter what you say or do, where you are, if you know it is national pizza day or not. pizza will be involved in your day and that is a fact.
person 1: hey bro! did you know it's April 27th?
person 2: yeah and?
person 1: it's national pizza day!!!!
person 2: *eating pizza* oh my god...
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A day when oily people with big foreheads come into being, aka National Greasy Forehead day. The grease found on these peoples foreheads is often acidic and detrimental to skin. In conclusion, please steer clear of people born on April 7th as their greasy foreheads will consume you.
“Hey look this dude was born on April 7th, better watch out for that greasy forehead of his.”
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A day on which idiot potheads around the world get together and celebrate the anniversary of Hitler's birth, Napolean's birth and the Columbine High School massacre.
Also known as 4/20.
"Yo man, it's April 20. Let's get baked"
"Sweet man! Heil Hitler!"
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It's National Nudes Day u just can't say NO!!
Send a nude to the first friend who shows u this. Make a nudes chain with another friends!
Nick: Hey, Molly. Let me show you something *shows April 18 National Nudes Day*
Molly: Hmmm... How would you like it?
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She was born on april 3, thats why shes such a dumb bitch
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