look at my own arse when I shit

When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.

'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'

Can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground

Southern British slang meaning I ain't got a clue woss goin on.Best discription of an acid trip I've ever heard.

Fuckin ell,I can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground!

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i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

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Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night

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Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

On his arse

A male (female version is on her arse) who is very drunk, to the point where they need looking after, and is probably being sick or can’t walk .

He was on his arse, fucked off tequila

Fag my arse

The want to put a penis in your ass

I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.