Goes out with the intent to get hammered, followed by karaoke.
We had Sushi for dinner, did a lot of sake bombs and ended up Asian girl wasted at a karaoke bar.
The phrase used when an asian gook slope is seen on the road.
lifelong: Oh shit, there's an asian on the road! I think it might be bobbyjoedoodle.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.
A term used to describe late asians. They basically arrive whenever they want. Depending on their mood, they can arrive a minute late, or an hour late.
Person 1: WTF is AST?
Asian 1: Dude, it's Asian Standard Time, we come whenever the fuck we want.
The assumption that all asian people share one cultural experience.
You know kung-fu because you're asian.
Why? Because, you're asian.
when an asian says something they automatically have to say this right after it. the thing the asian says must have some moral sense of insight. definer out
I hate when girls do the duck face on facebook. Oh look at me i can do the duckface. not cool. asian out
A non white human being that posseses significant asian qualitys. This includes having set study time, eating rice twice a day, being good at math (Extreme) and being mad at a 99% grade point average. note white people can have this rule applyed to them if they truly posses these qualitys.
Did you hear that was Dan studying for 3 hours?
Yeah, he is a true asian.
The Asian Propensity to Cluster (APC) refers to the tendency for people of Asian descent to gather in large groups. This is particularly true for Asians experiencing a move to a new social setting, such as college or high school.
Yeah, the Asian Propensity to Cluster is always in full effect at freshman orientation.