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Any flavor or type of Top Ramen. Fancy Asian Cuisine has never been so easy to prepare.
Bob: *eating top ramen*
Randy: "Woah, that's some Fancy Asian Cuisine!"
The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.
Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS
Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.
An Asian best friend is someone who will be their for you all the time they will do your math homework for you and make you ramen when you need it. They always got your back and they love to play video games. Also they won’t eat your dog so don’t worry.
My Asian Best Friend made me ramen.
Goes out with the intent to get hammered, followed by karaoke.
We had Sushi for dinner, did a lot of sake bombs and ended up Asian girl wasted at a karaoke bar.
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The phrase used when an asian gook slope is seen on the road.
lifelong: Oh shit, there's an asian on the road! I think it might be bobbyjoedoodle.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.
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A term used to describe late asians. They basically arrive whenever they want. Depending on their mood, they can arrive a minute late, or an hour late.
Person 1: WTF is AST?
Asian 1: Dude, it's Asian Standard Time, we come whenever the fuck we want.
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The assumption that all asian people share one cultural experience.
You know kung-fu because you're asian.
Why? Because, you're asian.
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