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zarah is a beg but never shares her food. what a bloody stingy bastard!
(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.
See also: Hanging Dong
I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards
A person who inflicts his musical preference on the public via mobile phone or portable media player.
Sound Bastards tend to have a poor musical taste combined with poor built in speakers which makes them particularly irritating.
"Check out that sound bastard playing Britney Spears in the middle of the train station."
Someone who must sing ever song that comes on, and won't just shut the fuck up and listen to it.
"Collin, try do listen to this song without singing it please, you Song Bastard."
Knocking one out in a public car park
I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard
A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff
Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket
When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.
Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob: