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1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy
dig that magic marker beard
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The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.
I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.
When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
when you cum on your girl's face, then put sprinkles on it like Salt Bae
I busted nuts n gave shawty a cakes' sprinkle beard.
To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.
Bro look at her puff the bearded dragon!! Gross!
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An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.
T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.
Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!
The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you
I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!