bed cylinder

Noun. Another term for dick while fucking in bed.

Krissy: Let’s fuck in bed!
Mike: Ohhh so you want the old bed cylinder huh?
Krissy: Yeah stick your bed cylinder in me!

Blue bed

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.

Man I loved my trip through Europe but those hostel mattresses gave me blue bed!

Bed angle

an snow angle on your bed and no snow.

Come make bed angles.

bed protectioner

someone who is good at protecting beds in minecraft’s bedwars.
made my spifeys friend

spifey is a pro bed protectioner.

Bed bumped

When you and your partner are having sex so rough you hit your head on the (nearest wall or vertical object) and then cum.

Hey! Did you get bed bumped last night? You look like a train wreck.

bed cheddar

The sticky aftermath of late night sexin'.

I don't want to sleep in the bed cheddar.

Shit in Bed!!

This word is usually used when you're surprised about something. Also, it is used after making a mistake (can be used in replacement of "shit!" or "fuck" in this context). After looking into some history on the origins of this word, it is believed that the original bed that the word came from was Wilfy's daughter's bed. Wilfy is a Boatthat.

1) Haru Chan: my parents beat me

Wilfy: Shit in Bed!!

2)Yuki: oh no I got pizza crust stuck in Boatzy's urethra...Shit in Bed!!