An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent
"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"
The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.
ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed
Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy
secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches”
:wyd?
: in bed with a bad bitch rn
Mark: Do you know what I could go for right now.
Tanner: What?
Mark: A clipped bed