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A random erection that occurs during a lesson, studying etc.
While studying for the exam I got a raging learning boner. Guess I'm just that into comparative literature.
when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation
After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.
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The resulting boner one gets from the pure excitement of hearing about the upcoming 2012 Black Sabbath reunion.
Matthew had such a Sabbath boner after hearing of Black Sabbath's upcoming reunion that he could in no way concentrate on work. Or sit down properly.
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An warning given to someone who has laid their eyes upon someone attractive
I got a boner alert when I stared into the eyes of kbae
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When you stick your penis in the end of an RPG then smother it in Hot sands.
Girl 1: OMG, last night was amazing
Girl 2: Ooo, what went on?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner
Girl 2: that's hot!
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When you cant get a boner at other girls at a party because your penis feels guilty about your girlfriend.
"Dude, that girl in the skirt is so hot, I'd bang her"
"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"
"Sorry bro"
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boner at an awkward moment, like when you wake up at your grandparents house after sleeping on the couch. risky boners also happen while participating in sports. sitting in a desk at school an getting up an the teacher asks what do you have in your pocket? risky boners are the bad ones, be careful.
John had a court date, he didnt want a risky boner while he was there.
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