Monster Box

huge female vagina

Alanis Morrisette has a monster box

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brain box

Another word used to describe the head.

Ben Lee will punch a bitch in the brain box.

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jockey boxing

The act of breaking into peoples cars for valuables.

After a long night of jockey boxing Crazy Steve went back to the crack house.

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x box

A chunky but monsterous console. Not for poeople with short stumpy fingers as they cannot reach the buttons on the controller.

D00d im too wasted to operate heavy machinery.

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Black Box

Believed by some to exist only in ancient greek mythology, but known by a few select men to exist in the open world.

According to most theories, the black box is a blackened lock box containing precisely one thousand condoms. This box, only opened once every thirteen years to a certain individual of superior strength. Once opened, the box opener, or the Jehosaphat, must use every single condom in a 24 hour period. If he does not complete the task, his sexual organs will implode violently, effectively killing him. If he successfully completes the task he will be blessed with a cock of magical size and powers. The length will be precisely 6 inches, when folded in half, before getting up. Also, the victorious Jehosaphat will have complete control over his crotchal region. Erection and ejcatulation at complete whim.

Dave Chappelle ~ Queemo, I just found the black box!
Queemo ~ Open it up fool!
Dave Chappelle ~ I don't know man, that's pretty nasty bitch!
Spang Man ~ It's what's for dinner
Dave Chappelle ~ Byaaaaah!

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I'm in a box

When your life is extremely busy, and all you want is to go to Plant City, FL for the strawberry fest, but all you can accomplish is to walk a line and a curve for days because you can't even get your shoe laces in right. Every time you get up, you get stuck like a turtle and then get your ass smacked and your only reaction is blurting out "baklava". In reality, all you need is another shot of whiskey. . . Yaaaa!

"I'm in a box. Let me out, Let me out"

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strong in the box

A soccer player who looms as a strong and aggressive threat inside the opposition box.

"gee wizz, timmy cahill was strong in the box tonight"

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