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Breakfast of champions

In the beautiful game of hockey, is players like to eat the "breakfast of champions", it is basically any number of junk foods paired with eachother to create a so called "breakfast", which usually contains the following (included but not limited to):
-Pizza rolls
-Cookies
-Twinkies
-Cold pizza
-Gatorade
-Fattening cereals (Fruity pebbles, etc.)
-Ice cream
Combine any of your favorite junk foods and hit the ice, you got a game to win.

Jason: Today's breakfast of champions consisted of 2 slices of cold dominos pizza, a hand full of skittles, some vanilla ice cream and to wash it down I drank a liter of brisk tea.
Kris: That's nothin', this morning I scarfed down like 2 brownies and a cupcake, 6 jumbo marshmallows, some pizza rolls and a couple glasses of Mtn Dew.

by jason906906 November 28, 2015


Skeng 4 Breakfast

A group of mega sesh heads from Heathfield, permanently equipped with an assortment of alcoholic beverages, Air Force 1’s or Air Max’s, and a W-KING 70w speaker

Where’s everyone from Skeng 4 Breakfast? They’re having a sesh down MG

by Noidonthaveadrinkingproblem February 17, 2021


ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.

I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.

by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018


southern breakfast bowl

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.

This morning she made me a southern breakfast bowl

by DoItInTheSouth August 23, 2022


banger breakfast

When you make the most delicious breakfast served with coffee and you find a banger video to watch with the breakfast

“Come downstairs breakfast is ready”
“Alright, what’s for breakfast”
Waffles with syrup and butter”
“Is there coffee”
“Yes”
“Say less”
Goes on YouTube finds a tommy craze/poofesure video
BANGER BREAKFAST ALERT 🥳”

by Noscercof27 May 24, 2021


Ibor City Breakfast

After picking up an Ibor City Stripper, or similar whore, return to her gross apartment and engage in anal sex. As you are about to orgasm, withdraw and place the first spurt into her face, uninvited. Jam the pulsing dick into her vagina, then anus. Sometimes referred to the Danny D , but with a variation. You have become a legend if you can complete the Ibor City Breakfast.

Check it out, after you guys left Mercedes and I went to her place. We hooked up and, I was in her butt about to go, and I completed an Ibor City Breakfast!

by Cuss Longshot June 19, 2019


eat breakfast

Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.

I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.

by billfordjr March 1, 2024