car hold

"Car hole", Moe's substitution for the fancy term "garage", misheard from the Simpsons.

I thought he said "car hold", but turns out that isn't even funny.

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Saturn Car

An annoyingly P.C. car line that pretenses to be the Macintosh of automobiles but in fact is the Windows of such. A car designed with no consideration for the driver or owner. A car for people that would rather not be bothered with driving but have no choice. A conveyance slightly more dignified and gratifying than the bus.

Look at all those saturn cars in the employee lot of the Technology Park!

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Car Play

What closeted homosexuals sometimes have to resort to when meeting strangers for sex. When both parties are unable to provide a house to mess around in, they often times will drive somewhere secluded to fulfill their irresistible urge to lick another man's asshole.

It's a shame we had to resort to car play. When he pulled his dick out of my ass, I sprayed poop all over the steering wheel.

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muscle car

its a bunch of old cars owned by hicks / hillbillies / cowboys and trailer trash people ....
the car gots all sort of power, and are gas guzzlers , but they lack in technology and efficency. they are good in going in straight roads , but are shit on cornering and taking turns
a muscle car is basically any 2 doored / big engine car whihc is made in noth america .....
i would say they are complete pile of shit and they have no chance against the japanese skylines or european mclaren on a track

ford , gmc , chevy , oldsmobile , buick , caddilac , muscle car

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cars that bounce

Used by hip-hop artists as a trademark. A sign of coolness.

"i can get you anything you want. Gold chains, supermodels, cars that bounce..."

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car foreplay

The act whereby the drivers of two cars chase each other down the road in a playful fashion. Usually this is performed by two guys under 19 years old, and nearly always in a Honda or Subaru. Once the chase ends, the candidates are at a loss as to what to do next, and generally talk about 'what's under the hood', or Hillary.

Man: "Look at those two assholes! They're weaving in and out of traffic! Stupid dicks are gonna kill someone!"

Woman: "Honey, they're just a couple of dorks. It's their car foreplay thing."

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zip-carring

zip-carring (v.): the act of renting and using a zip car

i'm zip-carring up to westchester on friday to see my dad.

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