Lemon Check

When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.

When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".

Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...

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Deodorant check

To stab someone under the arm with a sharpened weapon, as to hit all those veins that run between the arm and shoulder. Developed in the middle ages to bypass heavy plate armor. Also effective against an opponent with a superior weapon (i.e. Gun, hammer, or skills in Tekken Dark Resurection) by making him drop said advantage.

Note: A weapon should not be used if engaged in a Tekken tournement as it could warrant expulsion.

Winning player: "Here comes the Shark Attack! Why do you look like Samuel L. all of a sudden?"

Losing player: "DEODORANT CHECK BITCH!" (using the knife hand strike)

Winning player (now the loser because he dropped the PS2 controller): OH FUCK!

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check yes juliet

when Juliet is answering a Yes or No test and you tell her to check yes

Jasmine: "Check Yes Juliet!"

Compton Chamber Check

The act of looking down the barrel of a firearm from the front of the bore to check if the firearm is loaded.

James: Hey where is David
Steve: David did a Compton chamber check with his finger on the trigger and met god.
James: Damn, that's crazy.

Checking someone out

The act of optically examining someone you find attractive.

Daryl.. We been together for 3 years and still I catch you like every other day checking someone out.

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CHECK YOU EMAIL

A recommendation to check your email.

The typographical error, "YOU" instead of "YOUR," comes from a well-known email that Bill Urquhart, a name partner of the law firm Quinn Emanuel Urquhart & Sullivan, sent to the employees of his firm. The subject line of his email read: "CHECK YOU EMAILS OFTEN."

We're going to be busy this weekend preparing for trial, so be sure to CHECK YOU EMAIL.

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Check out these Numbers

When a male appreciates a womans breasts, and wants to share the beauty of them with a friend.

Dave "Mate check out these numbers!"

Luke "yeah they are fantastic!"

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