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Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.
kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide
John: Woow your Mr Chode
Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode
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When a bunch of dudes line up their chodes on the ground and have a preferably lubed up girl to be the "car" and drag her breasts across the "chode road" Can also result in a "car wash" if the chodes are handled correctly. A car wash is when all the chodes unleash their sticky juices at once onto the "car"
Dude 1: Were you at the party last night?
Dude 2: No I couldn't make it. What happened there?
Dude 1: We made a huuge chode road and Lexi was the car and dragged her lubed breasts all over it. After she was done, we all gave her a nice "car wash" if you know what I mean.
Dude 2: You all jizzed on her at once? I really wish I could see that in action.
Dude 1: Well you're lucky you weren't there when her mom walked in the room...
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Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.
-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.
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A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.
Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.
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Someone who literally juggles stubby dicks around like a circus act. Not a sexual innuendo.
You're such a chode juggler!
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A chode that is atleast 5 pounds and is less than 3 inches
Jt is being such a chode shark.
Wow, Jt has a chode shark.
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Why is she making fun of my boyfriend when she's a chode banger?
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