Bro Chode

Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.

-Aww, dude!
-Don't worry bud, it's just a little Bro Chode.
-Yeah, emphasis on little.

chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

Chode wagon

The act of driving a gold Saxo in a way that endangers the life's of those around you while having a small penis

Give me a lift in the chode wagon

I violently masturbated in my chode wagon yesterday

chode juggler

Someone who literally juggles stubby dicks around like a circus act. Not a sexual innuendo.

You're such a chode juggler!

chode

tuna can

'hey go open that chode for me and start mixing it with mayo'

Chode shark

A chode that is atleast 5 pounds and is less than 3 inches

Jt is being such a chode shark.

Wow, Jt has a chode shark.

chode banger

Someone who fucks chodes

Why is she making fun of my boyfriend when she's a chode banger?