Wet Clown

When you shoot your wad on the face of your signifcant other; causing her to have the appearence of a clown's runny white makeup after being soaked with a bucket of water.

"Man I gave my girlfriend a wet clown last night, she was none too happy."

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down with the clown

u will fuck up any bitch that says they like eminem

i love eminem....wut fuck u up get down with the clown

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Clown Nose

A clown nose is when a penis head is tinted crimson from rough sexual relations with a person or person's butt hole or vagina. A bloody dick head.

I fucked Louisa in the ass and pulled out a Clown Nose.

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angry clown

Throwing confetti at a prolapsed anus while yelling "whose laughing now?".

We got pretty drunk last night. She let me do the angry clown. We broke up this morning.

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Silly Clown

One who cuts the ass cheek area out of his jeans or dungaries then parades around like that.

That silly clown used the internet to visit www.chuckynorris.com

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Ass Clown

One who is a total fucking fucktard.

See fucktard.

"Dude, you ass clown, stop touching my sister."
"Hey, ass clown dont eat my notebook."
"Whoa, that kid looked like a total ass clown with that giant bump sticking out of his eye."

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Down to clown

Verb: the act of smoking weed and making balloon animals

Person a: down to clown?

Person b: why does that sound weirdly kinky? But sure

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