'splainin' to do

A direct allusion to the 1950's American sitcom, I LOVE LUCY. In the show, the American protagonist (Lucille Ball) has a husband (Desi Arnaz) who is Cuban-born, and who occasionally makes some unintentionally humorous gaffes with English. One of these is his curious pronunciation of the word "explaining", which he always pronounces "'splainin'".
A frequent theme on the show was his discovering an entangled deception of his wife's, whereupon he'd intone sternly to her: "Lucy, I think you've got some 'splainin' to do."

Today people use the phrase both as a fond allusion to a cherished TV show, but as a way to imply that another person is at fault with something and needs to come clean.

Example 1. When the rock group successfully showed that their record company had not promoted their poorly-selling album sufficiently, the suits at the company had some serious 'spainin' to do.

Example 2. My Rolex, my computer and my car are all gone... and you've got a bad heroin problem? I'd say you have some 'splainin' to do!

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do you

Short for "Fuck You"
Said to a girl by a man who wants to have sex

Women: Today was fun im feeling you tonight

Man: Omg really im feeling the same way.So where can i do you tonight

Woman:No more questions lets get to my house.

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do it for the vine

A term used by people making Vines, to do ANYTHING it takes for entertainment or comedic purposes.

Guy 1: Hey! Go run in the store and drop your pants!
Guy 2: Nahh, chill!
Guy 1: Come on!! DO IT FOR THE VINE!!
Guy 2: Ughhh, fine..
Guy 1: *films*

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Doing the Eagle

When a girl opens her legs spread eagle allowing a penis to penetrate her vagina.

Nigg1: I got bad news for ya bruh...

Nigg2: Whatcha talkin bout my nigg?

Nigg1: I caught yur girl Doing the Eagle on ya bruh...

Nigg2: Damn... I'm gonna kill that bitch...

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Where they do that at

A more ghetto way of "Who does that?" when in a moment of surprise at someones actions

"Did that dude just pick his nose!?"

"Where they do that at!?"

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Do it on LAN

This word originated from Australia Counter-Strike community and is now widley used all over the world.

"Do it on LAN you fucking netcoder"

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doing a joe

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

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