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The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.
Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy
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A legitamate SOB, who drains all of the potential hilarity, romance, deepness, etc. out of a line, or joke by informing everyone around, the phrase that was stated was stolen from such-and-such movie, show, commercial, etc.
an inconsiderate that kills the mood by leaking the reference point of something someone has said
dude 1: Hey! My TOMS finally came in!!
Dude 2: ALGEBRAIC!!!!
Dude 3: You got that from adventure time!
Dude 2: wow, way to be a resource douche.
Chick: Asdgdhdhf!!!! I need more lipstick!!
dude: you're amazing, just the way you are.
Chick: That's a line from a Bruno Mars song!!
dude: thanks for killing the moment, you resource douche.
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When you are driving and know someone needs to turn but are in the wrong lane so you block thier turn with your car.
John needs to turn left to go to work but is in the right lane. Michael follows his speed driving right next to him in the left lane preventing John from switching lanes. John misses his turn and must go around, therefore Michael has executed a douche trap.
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A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.
Todd is a douch pile.
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one who uses email, social networks, and other electronic marketing mediums to spread their douche-ness and annoying-ness for shameless self-promotion.
Todd is really an e-douche. I got an Farcebook group invite to promote his new venture into stair-step marketing.
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When someone thinks they are being overly fashionably cool with the latest tech and fashion, when in fact they are being a douche with a bigger price tag.
That guy filming his son's soccer game using the new iPad is looking trés douche!
Having matching socks and laptop cover is trés douche.
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The female form of a "douche bag".
Man, that girl is being a huge douche box
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