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1. Someone, whom you likely don’t know, that is such a douchebag that you find yourself entertained by his or her antics.
2. Someone, whom you likely know, that is such a douchebag that you are required to find humor in their douchiness in order to maintain your sanity.
3. A situation of either of the above.
1. Charlie Sheen is an amuse douche. His “winning” breakdown was so out of control that I found the whole thing hilarious.
2. My best friend’s husband is an amuse douche. He is so controlling of her and such an ass to me that I have to make fun of his bullshit just to maintain my composure around him.
3. This morning’s commute was a total amuse douche. To begin with, I was late getting out of the house. Then I got stuck behind a car that refused to go over 15 in a 30 zone, and once I finally passed them and thought I had free sailing, there was a massive construction backup on the freeway. I was over an hour late to work, and I could only laugh at the stupidity of slow drivers and the state’s inability to post pre-construction notices as I was trying to explain to my boss why I had missed the meeting.
The female form of a "douche bag".
Man, that girl is being a huge douche box
A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.
Todd is a douch pile.
When someone thinks they are being overly fashionably cool with the latest tech and fashion, when in fact they are being a douche with a bigger price tag.
That guy filming his son's soccer game using the new iPad is looking trés douche!
Having matching socks and laptop cover is trés douche.
Main Entry: douche park (ˈdüsh pärk)
Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)
1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.
See also:
gigantic douche park (or "GDP")
1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"
Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.
2. Vage Cleaning Device
Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...
Taylor is freaking Douche Bagé.
one who uses email, social networks, and other electronic marketing mediums to spread their douche-ness and annoying-ness for shameless self-promotion.
Todd is really an e-douche. I got an Farcebook group invite to promote his new venture into stair-step marketing.