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T0P-ended

The act of becoming an absolute madlad/madladette. A T0P-tier legend sitting at the T0P 0' ya best-list!

Dude 1: "Damn Dude 2, someone said I'm T0P-ended, tf that mean?"
Dude 2: "Shiii homie!! That's fokken sick! You gotta be a fokken real one eh, to be T0P-ended is a rare honor!"

by w4nkerDaProfessori October 17, 2023


End of the School Year Depression

End of the School Year Depression is that time around the end of May and until the last day of school. It’s a terrible feeling because you know you hate school, but you are used to seeing the same people everyday, every class has a different personality and you feel like you will miss that class because you may not have anyone in it next year. It’s worse if you have a crush. You don’t know if you have any classes with them and it sucks. But, the good news is, it goes away really fast.

I’m gonna miss the people in my class. I’m suffering from End of the School Year Depression.

by Troublepaws May 10, 2019


End-of-Semester Valedictorian

Typically observed in higher education or at the high school level. Refers to the phenomenon in which a student who has done minimal coursework, suddenly exhibits an immense amount of effort, completing (or attempting to complete) every assignment; this is accompanied by a "sudden", doctoral level, concern about one's Grade Point Average (GPA) and academic standing. This term originated from decades of confused professors and teachers musing," if student name had demonstrated this effort and consideration for their GPA throughout all four years of college/high school, they could be valedictorian of their class". Addendum: This term can also apply to the class rank parents expect their student to achieve when they turn in one missing assignment (typically two to five days after the end of the semester); however, it should not be confused with "End-of-Semester Salutatorian".

The college professor sighed and drank deeply into a cup of coffee, "I know Sarah needs an 'A' in my class in order to have a high enough GPA in his major to graduate, just another 'End-of-Semester Valedictorian" :takes another drink of coffee: "thankfully, I teach college".
*or*
The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".

by InkDr.237 December 9, 2022


White On Both Ends

The blandest of bland people, typically white folk. These people usually suck the life out of any situation with their overwhelming dullness.

"I got stuck in a conversation with Chad at the party, it was like talking to a log!"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"

by 6tee9er August 8, 2022


off your ends

You're a bit crazy.

"Did you just punch that person's tit?"

"yep"

"you're off your ends, bruv"

by TdawgMillionaire July 2, 2018


end lagger

Someone who end lags REALLY FUCKING HARD.

"Bro, I'm End lagging SO FUCKING HARD. I am such an end lagger"

by TS SPAMMER839840400 January 24, 2022


Snoop doggy dog ends

A boy who loves to pick up already smoked fags from the floor

Don’t be a snoop doggy dog ends and just leave the dog ends alone

by ReallifegangstaG November 23, 2021