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1. (adj.) Some one who's face resembles that of a of a stereotypical Jew's; In regards to having a large nose, or having a "Jewish crook" nose.
2. (adj.) A negative term describing someone who is hoarding money, or is not paying back money they owe you.
1. ex: "That girl has a banging body, but she needs to fix that jew face."
2. ex: "Dude, stop being a jew face and give me my money."
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Slapping a bare arse cheek either side of someones face and letting rip. The victim is usually pretty pissed but also disorientated to give tou time to get away. The perfect crime.
Jeff didn't have a clue what him after Moose delivered him a face fart.
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The dropped bottom jaw in a gaping "Oh" ( : O ) when applying mascara. It is often accompanied by a vacant no one home upward look in the eyes yet with a paradoxical focus at the same time.
My wife looks like a retard when she puts on her mascara and gives her mascara face to the mirror. Talk about gaping idiot! Man!
Why can't my girlfriend put on her eye make-up like a normal person?! She resembles someone brain-dead who's trying to communicate when she puts on her mascara face. She should close her mouth!
Oh my God! Did you see the way Mary was applying Mascara? I wonder if she could still put on mascara if she didn't bug her eyes out and drop her jaw to her boobs? That is so weird! I've seen that mindless mascara face look before! My mom used to do that until I told her about it and now she tries hard not to look like an idiot when she puts on make-up.
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It is the face that a girl makes when you do one of two things
A. Do something that is very kind and they didn't expect it.
B. You make fun of them and they don't really mind.
The face it's self is a slight tilting of the head to the side, the eyebrows arch in and a covering of the lower teeth by the bottom lip. The main distinction between A. and B. is that A. is followed by a short,"Aww." Whereas B. is followed by a coughing sound.
A. After I gave her the rare Moody Blues CD that she wanted, she made the girl face.
B. When I told her women shouldn't be allowed to vote she made the girl face.
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The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.
I can't wait until cunt face gets married so I can quit paying the bitch alimony.
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A girl who enjoys having her face ejaculated on.
She likes it when you pull it out and shoot all over her face.
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