An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.
There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.
The person who eats all the food before anyone else can eat any
What a fat nancy!! He ate all the jelly beans!!!
A fat number is a term used to describe a spliff, joint, or blunt that has been packed with a large amount of weed.
Let's go roll a fat number and get blitzed on the patio.
insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"
"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"
When people agree about being fat
Callum: wow I’m getting so fat
Tilly: oh wow you have
Wow these must be Fat twinzies
Insecure, narcissistic hermaphrodite (sex unknown)who is a pathological liar. When you ask guys who've slept with her why she's sho disgusting to them they say she had an ass smelling, offensive odor to her abnormal looking vag(hence hermaphrodite). Body shaped like a potato with hot dog nipples. No boobs just long stretched out nipples. Jerky tough with a rotten meat curtain down below. Potato time is whenever Fat Andrea wants to get naked and have sexy time. Potato body, hot dog titties, and a cottage cheese ass. Leave her in Owosso where you find her... she's a bit methy.
Eww dawg! You're drunk! Don't take that Fat Andrea home! I heard it's mentally ill and it definitely looks like a potato with legs!
The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.
Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..
Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.