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Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019


fat nancy

The person who eats all the food before anyone else can eat any

What a fat nancy!! He ate all the jelly beans!!!

by Dr. Aculah February 18, 2014


fat number

A fat number is a term used to describe a spliff, joint, or blunt that has been packed with a large amount of weed.

Let's go roll a fat number and get blitzed on the patio.

by Renaquil January 30, 2018


fat patter

insult used for teacher, substitute for "fucker"

"Dude, that fat patter gave me an F!"

by Rolodex Polk March 25, 2004


Fat Twinzies

When people agree about being fat

Callum: wow I’m getting so fat

Tilly: oh wow you have

Wow these must be Fat twinzies

by Calulskdjri February 28, 2019


Fat Andrea

Insecure, narcissistic hermaphrodite (sex unknown)who is a pathological liar. When you ask guys who've slept with her why she's sho disgusting to them they say she had an ass smelling, offensive odor to her abnormal looking vag(hence hermaphrodite). Body shaped like a potato with hot dog nipples. No boobs just long stretched out nipples. Jerky tough with a rotten meat curtain down below. Potato time is whenever Fat Andrea wants to get naked and have sexy time. Potato body, hot dog titties, and a cottage cheese ass. Leave her in Owosso where you find her... she's a bit methy.

Eww dawg! You're drunk! Don't take that Fat Andrea home! I heard it's mentally ill and it definitely looks like a potato with legs!

by Repeated December 4, 2019


Fat Johnny

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.

Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.

by SlenderMarlin March 17, 2014