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rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities

What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.

Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"

by ropoopy May 23, 2022


e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.

Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.

by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010


funniest joke in the world

you.

hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021


Joey Joke

A joke so ass not a single person laughs

“Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!”
“Shut the fuck up that was a joey joke”

by Incredibly gay February 7, 2022


Joey Joke

A joey joke is when somebody says an outdated or really unfunny joke. Examples of Joey jokes include but are not limited to saying sussy, a poop joke, anything related to among us, the whopper song, or just anything everyone can unanimously agree is incredibly unfunny.

Person 1: I'ma fuck the shit out of you
Person 2: Woah sussy
Person 3: Who tf says sussy? Joey joke.

by JoeyJokes420 August 13, 2023


Carpentier joke

To its bare minimum the definition of a Carpentier joke is such a joke, not necessarily very good one, that is not understood by the majority of the group and only by certain Carpentiers who then laugh hard and loud.

Pie: I don’t understand it. Nick: it must be a Carpentier joke.

by Spootnick3000 August 2, 2019


Kim Jokes

Kim Jokes is a type of jokes.We call 'Kim Jokes' the jokes that are about a person's bad actions,mostly lying and about fake persons

Drake lied about his age.Lets make Kim Jokes about this.

by Jackson JJ November 11, 2018